My sister keeps wearing my socks and now they’re all stretched out and they don’t fit me D:

beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

(via loonybait)

twerkinterrorist:

This girl in my class is googling pictures of carrots

twerkinterrorist:

This girl in my class is googling pictures of carrots

(via ifyouarereadingthis)

wtfmargot:

horse-ebooks:

holy shit adulthood seems absolutely fucking terrifying

like woah you have to pay your own taxes amd bills, go buy everything you need on your own, aND TONS OF OTHER SHIT I’M REALLY NOT READY FOR ALL OF THIS

Me neither.

next year :-s

(Source: horribletier, via strawberryblue)

shittyteenblog:

i had an A in math one time

just kidding this never happened

A is the lowest pass grade here.

I’ve got a reasonable amount of them :-s calculus is hard.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: notbread, via laurenadelee)

not-eventherainhassuchsmallhands:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
There is something more important out their then just what’s going on in our lives. The world is changing all around us. Slowly, but surely.

not-eventherainhassuchsmallhands:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads:

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

There is something more important out their then just what’s going on in our lives. The world is changing all around us. Slowly, but surely.

(via burningmywounds)

youreweirdletsbefriends:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau, via y0ur-crush)

isthatbjork:

Humans Of New York:
“This one reads like a sitcom plot. Meet Mike and Zelda from Crown Heights. Mike was working as a stay-at-home Dad when he decided to open up a coffee shop on Franklin Ave. He named the coffee shop Little Zelda, after his daughter. Mike and Zelda still spend a lot of time together at the shop. There’s even a growth chart for Zelda on the wall.”

isthatbjork:

Humans Of New York:

“This one reads like a sitcom plot. Meet Mike and Zelda from Crown Heights. Mike was working as a stay-at-home Dad when he decided to open up a coffee shop on Franklin Ave. He named the coffee shop Little Zelda, after his daughter. Mike and Zelda still spend a lot of time together at the shop. There’s even a growth chart for Zelda on the wall.”

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY